An ode to our take on this traditional Scotch ale:
The better the beer, the better the man. The better the man, the greater the cheer. With this in mind we bring to thee A beer you won’t consider wee.
Brew like you mean it, said the man that taught us. No need to get fancy, no need to fuss. Just make the beer bold yet drinkable, too. Make it a beer you’re proud came from you.
Here’s to Sticky McDoogle, a wondrous Scotch ale! It’s dank and it’s smooth and reminds of a tale Told to us by elders ’round campfires and classes: To live like a king is to drink with the masses.