While that’s a fun headline, it’s actually untrue. You can mango with three people if you like. Five even. Heck, you can mango with double digits if you’re feeling frisky. But here’s the thing — after just one sip of this mouthwatering mango majesty and the knowledge that it has only one gram of sugar and five measly calories per serving, there’ll be only one way you’ll want to drink it: all by yourself.